Caption Competition #1: Results ... Will Be Delayed

While I've decided on the winner of Caption Competition #1, I won't be able to create and post the caption this weekend as I'd intended. Way, way too many people in and out, in and out. I'm not really sure what the term "privacy" means right now. So, it's gonna have to wait. Sorry.

New Sex Slave 1

Part 1 of 3

Making the Best of It (Part 3)

I came across another image of a girl that I used in two captions way back in the early days of this blog (at least I think she's the same girl...), so I decided to revisit her story. Please check out Making the Best of It and Making the Best of It (part 2) first.

Part 3 of 3

Jersey #33

Help With My Engine

First Date Outfit 2

Part 2 of 2

First Date Outfit 1

Part 1 of 2

Dinner Done Gone Wrong (and Then Right) 2

Part 2 of 2

Dinner Done Gone Wrong (and Then Right) 1

Part 1 of 2

Debut at the Pool

Curthed

Competition Night

Caption Competition #1

So let's try something a bit different. Below is an image that has been in my "to be captioned" folder for a long time. I can't tell you how often I've loaded this image up to create a caption and ... nada. So I'm soliciting my readers to come up with a caption idea. The winner will get ... um ... a captioned version of this image! (What? You thought I had prizes to give out?)

Anyway, look at the image carefully and then send me your ideas. But please try to incorporate as much of what's going on in this image as you can, from the costume (and wig), to the tits, to the gesture she's making, to the drink. What do you think is going on? I'll try to announce the winner (in the form of a caption) during Thanksgiving weekend.

You Haven't Seen the Best Part 2

Part 2 of 2

You Haven't Seen the Best Part 1

Part 1 of 2

This is Weird

The Woman of Your Dreams

The Pool

Still Swears Like a Guy

Searching for Answers 3

Part 3 of 3

Searching for Answers 2

Part 2 of 3

Searching for Answers 1

Part 1 of 3

Lollipop & Lingerie

Like, I'm Not So Smart Now 2

Part 2 of 2

Like, I'm Not So Smart Now 1

Part 1 of 2

Interrogator

Great Legs

Don't Know What or How

Productive Night of Captioning

Tonight was one of those nights when the creative juices were really flowing and the captions just seemed to cum [sorry...] easily. I've got a 4-part, 8-panel caption that I think is really hot and I wrote a one-panel sequel to one of my earliest 2-part captions. All that and some other fun stuff too. But all things in good time...

Burned Dinner Again

Basketball Challenge

Awkward or The Banana