Cold Storage

Status

I thought I'd offer a quick status update. New posts here have been sporadic, first for one reason, and then for another. The initial problem that I ran into is a weird issue with the software that I use to create my captions. For some reason, all of a sudden, I'm having problems dragging things on the screen. I've tried lots of ways to fix the problem, including deleting and reinstalling drivers, etc., etc., etc., all with no luck. So if I want to keep creating captions, I need to either move to new software or use a different computer. I may do so, but ... not right now.

Then, as if that wasn't annoying enough, we have the whole Tumbr-apocalypse. Tumblr is where I've found many of the images that I use for captioning (more so recently, but not exclusively). Anyway, the loss (or near-loss) of Tumblr has put me (and lots of others, too, I think) into a sort of funk. I'm going to keep posting some older captions there just to see what happens.

So this blog isn't dead. Nor is my Tumblr. But activity may be limited.

Bunny and Her Carrot

Bondage Bling

Bimbo Juice Is Not for Men

Maid's Generous Master

I Don't Know What He Did to Me

Special Services in the Men's Room

European Vacation

Suck on Your Thingy

Spy Escaping With Critical Information

Songbird in a Cage

Time to Adjust

They Were Thorough

Suck on Your Thingy

German Soccer Team

Argentinian Soccer Team

Athletic Supporters

The first of a few World Cup themed captions. This one should have been posted after the others, but for obvious (well, presumably obvious) reasons, I just had to post it today!

Viva la Mexico! (Hey, if I can't cheer for the US in the World Cup this year...)

New Captions Incoming!

I had a burst of creativity this weekend and created some new captions for the first time in a looong time. I also had some time to fix some captions that I created a while back but haven't posted because of one problem or another. And stay tuned for a few special World Cup themed captions!

Training a New Pleasure Drone

Almost Done With This Popsicle

One Thing on Her Mind

The Punisher

Lack of Updates

Sorry for the lack of updates recently. As I mentioned a while back, I'm dealing with some ... stuff. And right now posting captions, let alone writing new captions, just isn't real high on my list of things to do. Don't get me wrong, I'm not vanishing or stopping or anything like that. But my output and posts may continue to be a bit sporadic while I ... deal.

So Yummy She Won't Share

Slut Juice Overdose

Shrinkwrapped Slut

Shopping for a Coffee Table

She Isn't Cold

Recalibrate the Formula

Practice Walking in Heels

On the Next Episode of American Bimbo

(Oops. This was supposed to publish last week; not sure what went wrong.)

Me, Myself, and I

So a few days ago, I received some very bad personal news and ... um ... I haven't been taking it very well. Not going into details and it's not as bad as ... well ... it's not as bad as the bad news that some people get. And I suppose, in the long run, it's bad news but not that horrendously, terribly, awful. Just bad. But, like I said, I haven't been taking it very well. I know that I need to grow up a bit and just ... deal. Deal and find ways to move forward. But I think I'm entitled to at least a few days -- a few weeks even? -- to try to wrap my brain around things and figure out where am I and precisely what my coping mechanisms are going to be.

Like so much else in my life, this would be so much easier if I really thought of those around me as a support system, but sadly, I just don't. Maybe that's on me. I'm not sure, especially right now. And maybe this will be an opportunity for change and/or reflection. I'm open to most anything.

Anyway, the point of this post is simply to alert my readers that I may or may not keep to my current once-a-week posting schedule. I'll try. Maybe. But that's all going to be dependent on just how I'm doing at any given moment. Maybe retreating into captioning will be a sort of escape; maybe not. So if I appear absent for any period of time, know that I'm both still here and safe, but that I may just be taking a little "me time".

Not Really the Tattoo She Needs to Worry About

New Sexretary With New Priorities

New Girl at the Party

Maid and Cook Complaining

Just a Few More Days

Is That the Best You Can Do

I Used to Have One of These