Billy Bob's Goin' Huntin' and Drinkin'

Big Tits & Bigger Cock

Well, this is a bit outside my usual subject matter, but the image was just too ... um ... interesting? ... not to use.

Behavior Implant Upgrade

Asian Schoolgirl Bulk Sale

Aliens Ready to Release Me

Adult Toy Store

Certain Skills Replaced by Others

Did Somebody Say New Captions?

I've spent a good chunk of this weekend writing new captions and so far (with some weekend still remaining) I've already completed ... drum roll please ... a whopping 34 new captions!

Don't Worry, We'll Fix It

It Took Longer Than Expected, But…

… I've finally got some new captions ready to post! Actually, I have a bunch of new captions, but so many had so many stupid typos, that I've got to go back and fix 'em. Typos have always been my bugaboo (hey, if you find any, please, please let me know...) and I guess going a long time without writing new captions left me a bit rusty. But I've got some new ones to post, a bunch more to post when I've fixed the typos, and even more in the works. So expect to see new contact, starting tomorrow!

Yay!

Yeah, I Know It's Been a While

Sorry for the lack of updates recently. After my (much needed) vacations, I've found myself focusing on other projects that I've put off for far too long. But don't worry; the itch to create some new captions has begun to ... um ... tickle? I'm not sure if I'll be creative this weekend, but if not this weekend, then certainly soon. And I think that I have some good ideas to share.

Taking a Break ... for Vacation!

No new posts for a while because I'm taking a much-needed (and longer than expected!) vacation. No hints about my destination, other than to say that I'll be needing my passport. See you ... in a while.

Steep Discount Due to Quality Control Problems

Silver Suit

Number One Fan

New Idea We're Toying With

Misunderstood Wishes

Make Your Choice

Long Walk Home

It's the Cuffs - Kinda

Interesting Spring Break

Indiana Jones Needs a New Name

Get the Settings Right This Time