Spy Escaping With Critical Information

Songbird in a Cage

Time to Adjust

They Were Thorough

Suck on Your Thingy

German Soccer Team

Argentinian Soccer Team

Athletic Supporters

The first of a few World Cup themed captions. This one should have been posted after the others, but for obvious (well, presumably obvious) reasons, I just had to post it today!

Viva la Mexico! (Hey, if I can't cheer for the US in the World Cup this year...)

New Captions Incoming!

I had a burst of creativity this weekend and created some new captions for the first time in a looong time. I also had some time to fix some captions that I created a while back but haven't posted because of one problem or another. And stay tuned for a few special World Cup themed captions!

Training a New Pleasure Drone

Almost Done With This Popsicle

One Thing on Her Mind

The Punisher

Lack of Updates

Sorry for the lack of updates recently. As I mentioned a while back, I'm dealing with some ... stuff. And right now posting captions, let alone writing new captions, just isn't real high on my list of things to do. Don't get me wrong, I'm not vanishing or stopping or anything like that. But my output and posts may continue to be a bit sporadic while I ... deal.

So Yummy She Won't Share

Slut Juice Overdose

Shrinkwrapped Slut

Shopping for a Coffee Table

She Isn't Cold

Recalibrate the Formula