Don't Mess With Flight Attendants Who Are Witches

Thanks for the Kind Words

I just noticed that I'd received a number of comments complimenting some of my captions and/or welcoming me back to the world of active captioning. I want to thank everyone for those kind words; they really do mean quite a bit. And I apologize for not replying sooner. Apparently, Blogger is not sending me emails about comments that are posted and I didn't think to go look on my own. Oopsies. Blond moment?

Dolly Needs a Home

Cuntry Girl

After I finished this caption, I came across another image from the series. Don't be surprised if there is eventually a part 2 to Cuntry Girl.

Conversation Is Overrated

Cocksucker Device

Box of Babes

I intended to post this one before Christmas. Oops.

Billy Bob's Goin' Huntin' and Drinkin'

Big Tits & Bigger Cock

Well, this is a bit outside my usual subject matter, but the image was just too ... um ... interesting? ... not to use.

Behavior Implant Upgrade

Asian Schoolgirl Bulk Sale

Aliens Ready to Release Me

Adult Toy Store

Certain Skills Replaced by Others

Did Somebody Say New Captions?

I've spent a good chunk of this weekend writing new captions and so far (with some weekend still remaining) I've already completed ... drum roll please ... a whopping 34 new captions!

Don't Worry, We'll Fix It

It Took Longer Than Expected, But…

… I've finally got some new captions ready to post! Actually, I have a bunch of new captions, but so many had so many stupid typos, that I've got to go back and fix 'em. Typos have always been my bugaboo (hey, if you find any, please, please let me know...) and I guess going a long time without writing new captions left me a bit rusty. But I've got some new ones to post, a bunch more to post when I've fixed the typos, and even more in the works. So expect to see new contact, starting tomorrow!

Yay!

Yeah, I Know It's Been a While

Sorry for the lack of updates recently. After my (much needed) vacations, I've found myself focusing on other projects that I've put off for far too long. But don't worry; the itch to create some new captions has begun to ... um ... tickle? I'm not sure if I'll be creative this weekend, but if not this weekend, then certainly soon. And I think that I have some good ideas to share.

Taking a Break ... for Vacation!

No new posts for a while because I'm taking a much-needed (and longer than expected!) vacation. No hints about my destination, other than to say that I'll be needing my passport. See you ... in a while.

Steep Discount Due to Quality Control Problems