Escape from Stress

Cute Shoes Don't Violate the Dress Code

Lack of Recent Posts ... But Good News!

Sorry for the lack of recent posts. I wound up getting to go away for a few days without the distractions of computers and ... well other things. But I've also been able to spend some quality time with myself. Just me. Me and myself. And guess what I've been able to do with that time? Guesses? Anyone? Well, I won't keep you in suspense. So far (and I have at least one and maybe two or three more days...) I've created a whopping 65 new captions. Yes, you read that right. 65. Woohoo!

Cleaning Cum Stains from the Couch

BYOB - Bring Your Own Bimbo

Are You Sure This Dress Is OK

Felicity Wins a Bet

So now that I've posted several captions in my Felicity series, it's time for you to see what you can come up with! Send me a photo of one or more girls. They have to be dressed in pink. Interesting poses or props tend to make for a better caption. And then tell me how they encountered Felicity and what happened when they drank her energy drink. Then, I'll try to turn it into a caption.

Social Status of the Basketball Team

The Curse Had Some Other Effects

Happy Thanksgiv-a-fuck

Once upon a time, Thanksgiving was my favorite holiday. Family spent the day (or weekend) together, not really doing much, other than eating and enjoying each other's company. Or is that just a childhood memory? Whatever. It isn't my Thanksgiving any more.

Like a lot of families, we go around the table and tell each other what we're thankful for. This year, I was sorely tempted to say:

I'm thankful for a family that never misses an opportunity to tell me that I'm a piece of shit, worthless human being. I'm thankful for a family that can find a way to blame me for everything and that can never accept responsibility for anything. I'm thankful for a family that expects me to do everything for everyone but who can rarely lift a finger or offer a kind word for me. I'm thankful for a family that is so preoccupied in their own importance that they can't be bothered to see the pain that I'm feeling or to even notice me sitting in my car crying. Again.

But I didn't. I just said that I'm thankful for all of the wonderful people in my life. And I nearly choked on my turkey. Thankfully there was much wine.

Swap and a Dinner Date

She Has No Idea that the Earbuds are Programming Her

Proper Dosage

New Secretary Punished for Typos

New Lead Singer (Old Lead Singer)

Mile High Club

Field Testing the Bimbo Ray

Full Ride to BJU

Experiment Went Wrong in Chemistry Class

Bimbo Ray at the Bar