Thursday, December 25, 2014

Gag, Vibrator, or Slut 1

I've probably tried a dozen or more caption ideas for this photo (and others in the set). I got bored of looking at the photo over and over and over ... so I decided to go with this version. I hope you like it. Let me know.


Part 1 of 2

Monday, December 22, 2014

We Have a Problem, Headmistress 1


Part 1 of 3
Updated to fix error in word balloons (the two balloons in the lower right corner were connected to the wrong person. Oops. Thanks to the anonymous reader who pointed out this error.

Friday, December 19, 2014

New Responsibilities on the Construction Site 2


Part 2 of 2

(Oops. I mistakenly said that this was 3 parts ... and then I mistakenly deleted this caption. Sigh.)

Saturday, December 13, 2014

I Gave You Every Chance to Just Drop It 1

I'm feeling a bit better so I'll try to start posting again, though between family obligations, my health, and the time of year, I suspect that posts will be a bit sporadic until sometime after New Year. Sorry.


Part 1 of 2

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Sorry for the Vanishing Act

Sick. Again. This time with, believe it or not, the flu. The real thing. Influenza. Even got to take Tamiflu. Today was the first day I've been out of bed in nearly a week. And I still feel like shit, but at least today it's sort of a normal "feel like shit" instead of a "feel like shit that got run over by a truck full of shit". Anyway, this is the first chance that I've had to turn on my computer ... and I'm staying on just long enough to post this message before going back to bed. At least I've managed to catch up on some TV and some reading.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Farmer Agrees to Grow a New Crop 1

Probably the last caption until after Thanksgiving weekend. Have a great Turkey Day. And even if you're not in the US and don't celebrate Thanksgiving, I'm sure that there is someone or something for which you're thankful. If it's a person, take a moment and actually say "thank you". Chances are it will mean a lot.

And now back to our regularly scheduled captioning...


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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Replacement Bride to Keep Dave Happy 1

Had an argument late this afternoon that put me in a really bad mood. I was in the right (aren't I always...?), but those with whom I was fighting were just ... aaarrrrggghhhh!

Anyway, this caption seems to sorta match my mood.


Part 1 of 2

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Princess to Be Greets Her Prince 1

I'm so tired, I could just fall asleezzzzzzz.

Oh. Sorry. I mean to post a new capzzzzzzz.

Damn. Caption. Then sleep again.


Part 1 of 2

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Ugh. My Nothe Ith Full of Thnot

Really sick the last few days. I think it must be ebola. Or a head cold. I haven't been to West Africa or come into contact with any bodily fluids, so the head cold seems more likely, but the way I feel, I'm kinda thinkin' ebola. And if that will get me more sympathy, then that's the self-diagnosis I'm going with.

Sneeze.

Ugh.

But I'll try to get a caption posted later tonight.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

I Still Like to Ride

My schedule lately has just been ... ghastly (too Halloween?). Between school, work, family, and everything else, I just can't seem to get enough sleep or to get myself feeling decent. Oh, well. Life goes on, right?

Anyway, today's caption:


Sunday, October 26, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

CEO Likes the AversionTherapy

Second caption idea for the same image.


So which do you prefer?

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

CEO Isn't Worried About Sexual Harrassment Charges

The first of two captions featuring the same image. I finished writing the first caption when I thought of the second idea.


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